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Trying Not to Judge, but with Friends Like These…

Trying Not to Judge, but with Friends Like These…

Problem with rules is that you have to reinforce them. Discipline is a pain. Who has the time or energy for the tantrums that erupt when you put your foot down? The only reason I ever follow through with my parental

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Colleen June 6, 2014June 6, 2014 The Beast Read more

My Boy With the Long Hair: F* Gender Stereotypes? Or Protect My Child?

My Boy With the Long Hair: F* Gender Stereotypes? Or Protect My Child?

Our most recent argument is about putting gel in Max’s hair to keep it out of his eyes. Max is growing his hair out again, which means the hair in front hangs like a curtain, too short to tie back just yet.

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Colleen May 23, 2014December 22, 2017 Darnedest Things & Other Taboos Read more

The Lunch Pack

The Lunch Pack

My fourth grader came home from school and said his lunch pack smells funny. It’s one of those soft cooler pack designs: fabric on the outside, water-resistant inside, sides are puffy with insulation. I wiped down the inside with detergent

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Colleen May 13, 2014May 11, 2014 Vomit, Boogers, and Potty Read more

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Hello, Mamas and Papas, Nannies and Mannies, Aunties and Uncles, Teachers, Principals, Child Therapists, Camp Counselors, Merry-Go-Round Operators, Chuck E. Cheese Employees, Voiceless Beings Embodying Oversized Disney Character Costumes, and Anyone Else whose daily world is inhabited by the Little

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Colleen May 9, 2014May 9, 2014 Specials Read more

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