Max is 9 now, way past toddlerhood. But I have written documentation of his terrible twos in my journals (I can’t believe I had time to write anything), which exhausts me just reading it. Here is one Saturday’s list of
Starting a Konga Line!
Hello, Mamas and Papas, Nannies and Mannies, Aunties and Uncles, Teachers, Principals, Child Therapists, Camp Counselors, Merry-Go-Round Operators, Chuck E. Cheese Employees, Voiceless Beings Embodying Oversized Disney Character Costumes, and Anyone Else whose daily world is inhabited by the Little