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Month: May 2014

Baby Max Discovers His Penis

Baby Max Discovers His Penis

I’m so glad this blog has provided me an excuse to make the time to sit with my journals. Do you remember when your baby discovered he has hands? Can you fathom not knowing you have hands? You twitch in

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Colleen May 19, 2014May 13, 2014 Darnedest Things & Other Taboos, Journal Read more

What Values Do You Teach? Hard Work? Tolerance? Faith?

My friend Lana shared this link from PBS with me: Which Country Shares Your Parenting Values? My results say I should live in Australia (just like Lana). There’s also an interactive chart where you can compare any two countries. As one might expect, the

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Colleen May 16, 2014May 15, 2014 Uncategorized Read more

Konga’s First Rumpus Royalty! Queen Aurelia the Refined

Konga’s First Rumpus Royalty! Queen Aurelia the Refined

Once a month Konga Line shall crown one wonderfully beastly girl Rumpus Queen and one gloriously beastly boy Rumpus King. Send in stories of your little goblins for a chance at the crown. If your mini-monster is named Rumpus Royalty, I’ll post

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Colleen May 15, 2014May 15, 2014 Darnedest Things & Other Taboos, Rumpus Royalty, Vomit, Boogers, and Potty Read more

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday

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Colleen May 14, 2014May 14, 2014 Journal, Play With Your Food, The Beast Read more

The Lunch Pack

The Lunch Pack

My fourth grader came home from school and said his lunch pack smells funny. It’s one of those soft cooler pack designs: fabric on the outside, water-resistant inside, sides are puffy with insulation. I wiped down the inside with detergent

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Colleen May 13, 2014May 11, 2014 Vomit, Boogers, and Potty Read more

Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day!

Hello, Folks! As I raise Max, I notice that it takes kids a while to pick up the finer nuances of human expression. Sometimes I would absolutely lose it —holler, slam things down— and 2 y.o. Max would crack up

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Colleen May 11, 2014May 11, 2014 Specials Read more
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