If you are brave enough

to admit to the world that the child YOU raised committed X, Y, and Z (Gasp!), I invite you to submit your tales of 100-1,000 words and pictures of savage children below. Konga Line will post the juiciest ones, thus crowning your child Rumpus King or Rumpus Queen. Feel free to change names in your story (e.g. my son won’t let me use his real name). Winners of the Rumpus Royalty title shall earn a fabulously beastly t-shirt of their choice—or at  least the contributor’s choice—from Konga NYC online tee shop (and if the Rumpus Royal wears adult sizes, Konga Line will not question).

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